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Modern Laws!!!

Here is a list of modern laws that Newton missed out….

Law of Queue:

“If you change the queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of Telephone:

“When you dial a wrong number you will never get an engaged one”

Law of Mechanic:

“After your hands get coated with grease your nose will begin to itch”

Law of Result:

“When you want to prove someone that the system works, it won’t work”

Law of Encounters:

“The probability of meeting some one you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with”

Law of Coffee:

“As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do some work which will last until the coffee becomes cold”

January 12, 2009 Posted by | Fun, Personal | , | 31 Comments