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Modern Laws!!!

Here is a list of modern laws that Newton missed out….

Law of Queue:

“If you change the queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of Telephone:

“When you dial a wrong number you will never get an engaged one”

Law of Mechanic:

“After your hands get coated with grease your nose will begin to itch”

Law of Result:

“When you want to prove someone that the system works, it won’t work”

Law of Encounters:

“The probability of meeting some one you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with”

Law of Coffee:

“As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do some work which will last until the coffee becomes cold”

January 12, 2009 Posted by | Fun, Personal | , | 31 Comments

Fun Corner–> Before and After Marriage????

marriageBefore Marriage!!!

He: Yes. Atlast it was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After Marriage !!!…

Simply read from bottom to top…

January 9, 2009 Posted by | Fun, Personal | , , | 6 Comments